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makeupalley

A site where a bunch of fat white miserable ugly women come together to post their latest makeup hoard. They have tuns of makeup that they hardly ever use (like it'll help them if they did use it). We're talking stash pics where like one owner would have 50+ blushes, hundreds of lipsticks/lipgloss, thousands of eyeshadows and foundations, millions of nail polish, etc. Enough shit to stock 2 Sephora stores and STILL have left overs. They also sit on their fat asses all day and post about food and how much they're starving, poop, vaginal secretions or odor, labia size, man problems, if they should go and workout, breastfeeding drama, etc. There are cliques and if you aren't popular you can forget about getting your questions answered.

Another thing they like to do is bash very attractive female celebrities (or hell, even attractive members) just so they can feel better about themselves. Nine times out of ten, if you log on to that site, there will be a celeb pic post with almost every response being a bash on looks, body, EVERYTHING! If an attractive member posts pics on the FOTD board, almost everyone would try to find something in that pic to bash the poster about instead of commenting on the damn makeup. If she tries to defend herself, they'll attack her even more until she finally gets fed up and deletes her account.
OP: Wow this girl is gorgeous! What eyeliner is she wearing?

Typical makeupalley responses:
Hater1: Her shoes are ugly.
Hater2: Meh.
Hater3: Ugh, her ears are HUGE!
Hater4: Wow, she's fat.
Hater5: Saggy tits.
Hater6: Greasy hair.
Hater7: I'm sorry but she's ugly.
Hater8: She looks like a slut.
Hater9: What is with that teeny tiny mole on her index finger? GROSS!
Hater10: Whore.

* I'm sure you pretty much get where i'm going with this. The responses have NOTHING to do with the original post. Just a bunch of bashing.
by TruthHurtsOUCH November 11, 2011
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Bus Maneuver

Morgan and Cora did the Bus Maneuver for eight hours straight last night
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Snoova Maneuver

Snoova Maneuver- v. action. Making a play on another man’s hairy shitty ass due to affiliation with the Snoova Gang. 43-112st Hoover Criminals have a long rich history of down right disgusting homosexual activity. Legendary Booty Bandits like Devil and Fat Rat have been doing Snoova Maneuvers and Snoova Sexual activities since the 70’s. Cheeseburger went viral for sucking dick among another Snoova Sexual activities. Snoovas love to say “other hoods do it too” instead of just cleaning up house. Between the LA County Jail and CDCR most homosexual behavior has been eradicated but the Snoova Sexuals had an active Booty Bandit(Devil) well into the 2000’s. Of over 300 black gangs in Los Angeles County Snoovas are synonymous with homosexual activities, even having members(male members) working Figueroa Street as prostitutes.
Aye cuz put that lean down and that powda bag, get on yo program it’s Snoova Sexuals the the county and they pull Snoova Maneuvers on weak niggas.
by Snoova Remoova April 30, 2022
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me best mate

Someone who’s shit you put up with cause you know you can always count on them.
This is me best mate got some strange ways but a heart of gold, can always count on her/him
by Blueford December 31, 2018
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The Stevens Maneuver

When your partner is riding you cowgirl and in a vain attempt to slap their ass you slap your balls instead.
She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.
by balltorture September 5, 2022
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makeup

what i use to hide my insecurities
i love makeup
by f*ck_b*tches_get_money February 2, 2018
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The Pocket Maneuver

You can perform the pocket maneuver when you are in a classroom or at work. Say you are sitting in your chair, and you feel a boner coming, pull the pocket of your pants out and feed your cock through the pocket. This will kind of hide your erection but it does feel very nice. This technique works the best if you are wearing boxers and athletic shorts/pants.
Your Friend - "Crap, I'm starting to get a massive boner."
You - "Oh no problem, just pull The Pocket Maneuver and it will hide it AND it feels cool. I'm using that technique right now."
by zergleman January 7, 2011
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