Moldy mattress

When a man has sex so much on his bed but never cleans up after so all the juices become moldy

Did you hear how gross John is? All he does is have sex and now he has a moldy mattress

by Jerome Lobate October 25, 2019

soil the mattress

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

by MmongerT February 11, 2014

St. Mattress

The church which allows for worship in bed. Some people may or may not pick up on the sarcasm here...

Do you belong to a church in town?
Yes, I'm a loyal member of St. Mattress.

by Sun-day May 2, 2010

Wog Mattress

A causcasian female who sleeps with a chap of Asian or African origin.

'Get out of the way, you smelly wog mattress.'

by Abdul Um Bongo February 23, 2009

Mattress Back

When a woman does not get off her back. Constantly has sex.

Marie fucks everyone. She's a mattress back

by Fingers9705 December 9, 2008

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

going to the mattresses

Going to war with a rival clan or family. Used in the mafia. Its when a mafia family sends someone out to get someone apartments and some mattresses for the soldiers of the family to sleep on while they hide out in saftey, waiting for a call to do something.

Sonnys thinkin' about going to the mattresses already.

by Patrick Palombo November 1, 2006