Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.

"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."

by VandalTR January 26, 2012

masteradjudicate

To adjourn a game to go masturbate

Joel Benjamin had to masteradjudicate after seeing the 8 year old chess star walk by.

by gpz May 10, 2006

mastered

When your touching yourself casusually. You haven't started doing the actual 'bating', but you are constantly giving yourself a natural high

Wow, I just had the best mastered session ever.

by semicirclew January 12, 2010

mastermindquizzer

A quiz blog for ultimate quizzers or the headboys of quizzing clubs or a group of excellent quizzers. It usually denotes the best group of quizzers rightly available.

I'm a mastermindquizzer!

by Ask Science Master October 21, 2011

Mastermind

A guy who would do anything for you but fall in line for you is not a puppet to a mastermind.

The mastermind went and looked for another puppet when she found out the guy wasn't a puppet.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

euphoric mastermind

A mastermind of causing complete and utter euphoria

My girlfriend Cori is a euphoric mastermind

by twisted smurfette February 11, 2015

Masterizzle

To masterbate all over your moms butthole

I masterizzle all over my mom for fun

by Gansters are Gay November 8, 2008