masterjack

-the act of masterbating with extreme force and power.

-Porn is for learning not masterjacking.
-Baby, I want you to masterjack on my face.

by honkeyslayor December 9, 2008

masterjailbait

Jerking off to images or thoughts of a girl younger than 18 but hopefully older than 13.

Luke is on the internet masterjailbaiting.

by Joey999 October 15, 2008

masterjackabate

an intense form of masterbating. make sure you have a llama handy.

Tyler: "what did you do this weekend?"
Sam: "Oh, nothing. How about you?"
Tyler: "I was by myself so I decided to masterjackabate. It was like serious masterjackabation."
Sam: "With your llama?"
Tyler: "DUH!"

by sexualpredator696969696969love November 4, 2009

Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.

Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night

by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

masterjob

when two people are hold hands and a man sticks his penis sticks hand in between their hands so its like masterbation/a handjob

Jim and Tina were so just doing a masterjob

by barry mydicknewe May 5, 2011

jasmine masters

Jasmine Masters is the OG meme queen of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. Inventor of the word jush, Jasmine always has something to say.

"I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."
"RuPaul's Drag Race has done fucked up drag, bottom line cut and dry."
"No T no shade, no pink lemonade."
"Girl you better get your jush."
"Pop the corn so them childrens can eat."

by SomebitchnamedDeltrese April 18, 2018

alias jones, alias masters

Everything's okay, no sweat, all is forgiven. Based on the premise that bad habits (jones) are often possessed by geniuses (masters), so the message is, "Hey, even the best of us mess up now and then."

Guy 1: Bro, I'm really sorry I dented your car when I passed that semi in the no passing zone; I assume you'll never lend me your car again.

Guy2: Eh, alias jones, alias masters. Just glad no one was hurt.

by VioletSky September 23, 2021