March 23

Being born on March 23rd most likely means you’re going to rule the world some day and may I might add, you’re just sexy as fuck.

Hey there gorgeous, I haven’t seen you around, you must have been born on March 23rd!

by AriesSexy October 16, 2019

March 4

National buy your friend food day

Hey what day is it?
It’s national buy your friend food day, March 4th!
Oh ok I’ll get you some food 👍🏽

by Foodluver3000 November 1, 2020

March 21

March 21 is the day the most bad ass bitcu was born

Random person 1: woah look at her
Random person 2 : yeah holy shit
Random person 1: yeah she must have been born on March 21

by WHATSUPMADUDESSSSS November 17, 2019

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

March 19

The day that THE BADDEST bitch was born to this earth. Anybody born on this day is an amazing person and one of the best friends you could ever have!

Anybody: You must’ve been born on March 19 because you’re the baddest bitch I know. Period.

by therealsamm October 17, 2019

manthrash

An exciting, trending dance move involving two men in which they hold their foreheads against each other and wildly thrash their arms and legs in a frenzy of pure hyperactive bromance.

Typically a manthrash is initiated through the subtle thrashing of one man until another man notices. It is common courtesy to immediately begin manthrashing with a man who is noticeably solo thrashing.

Wow, look at Tommy manthrash with Matt! They're so good at manthrashing together.

by Emtrix October 22, 2014

Martha Stewart

Chick who got sent to prison.

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004