A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor
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Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
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taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.
matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
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rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!
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it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.
Please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may Nom it all.
it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.
Please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may Nom it all.
by Tehee May 29, 2008
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Rock and metal
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Attitude Era
Rob Van Dam
The Rock
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New York City
Rap "music''
The MCU
Today's wrestling
Star Wars
Manchildren
God
Satan
Boonslayer
Bob's Burgers
YouTube
Pop music
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