marmite digger

someone who enjoyes eating feaces during sexual intercourse

that bitch i had last night was a serious marmite digger

by josh January 2, 2004

Marmite Pizza

To do something unholy.

"Went home last night, got in and gave the missus a marmite pizza!"

by DJ Python September 6, 2005

Marmite Swordsmanship

The act of getting some anal sex and reference3 to the colour of a males penis afterwards.

"would you let me practice some marmite swordsmanship tonight darling"

by Chuckette Norris October 18, 2009

marmite marauder

A gentleman who likes botty fun.

There was an unusually high number of marmite marauders at the mardi gras this year.

by Kananga June 12, 2006

Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.

Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?

by endamode October 26, 2018

Marmite Challenge

Taking a shot of Pimm's followed by a tablespoon of Marmite

Ice bucket challenge.....hell no.....Roberts doing the Marmite Challenge

by Marmitechallenge August 23, 2014

marmite mongerer

someone who mungers marmite

someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"

by Beardedsquid March 21, 2008