Used to be a decent rock band bringing new ideas to the scene. NOW nothing more than a boy band, with appeal to airheaded former-teenyboppers who think theyre cute. Both band and fans are crap.
by Tiberius July 26, 2004
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Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning
Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning
by rosella September 30, 2004
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Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.
Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!
Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!
by TeamJacobFTW June 8, 2011
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by maroon5<3 January 9, 2005
Get the Maroon5 mug.Redifined: maroon5, a group whos album is a complete bestseller, and whos fans actually look at the songs and arent just shallow enough to look at the band members, suck that 'george tony'. Every song on that album is worth the cost, and the songs have originallity, which is more than can be said for most groups today.
Fan: ...maroon5, they rock!
'Cool' guy: dude, fuck off they like totally dont. i only do cool bands dude, im bout to go smoke some weed bye
'Cool' guy: dude, fuck off they like totally dont. i only do cool bands dude, im bout to go smoke some weed bye
by does-it-matter? December 2, 2004
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Hormones in boys bodies that mature as the boy does. When fully matured they cast a magical barrier over the boy. This barrier makes the boy appeasing to anything considered 'jailbait' and below. The jailbait generalizes this appeasement as attraction and then thinks that the boy is more attractive than he actually is.
Hormones in boys bodies that mature as the boy does. When fully matured they cast a magical barrier over the boy. This barrier makes the boy appeasing to anything considered 'jailbait' and below. The jailbait generalizes this appeasement as attraction and then thinks that the boy is more attractive than he actually is.
Sophomore guy 1: Man he gets all of the sophomore girls
Sophomore guy2: It's only because his marklons are fully developed
Sophomore guy 1: Our marklons will cause that nonsensical infatuation someday.
Sophomore guy2: It's only because his marklons are fully developed
Sophomore guy 1: Our marklons will cause that nonsensical infatuation someday.
by Tobias Wintour May 26, 2008
Get the marklon mug.a game played when carpooling, someone spots a 'maroon impala' -much like the "slug bug" game BUT instead of punching each other, everyone in the car is required to remove their shirt until another 'maroon impala' is spotted.
maroon: of a brownish-crimson color
impala: a full-size automobile built by Chevrolet
maroon: of a brownish-crimson color
impala: a full-size automobile built by Chevrolet
by digitaltoxin September 20, 2012
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