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noodling the marinara

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.
Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.
by blancheandrico August 3, 2009
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manginity

Something you lose when you go to prison/jail.
Meatwad lost his manginity the first night, but at least he was Hector's bitch from then on out.
by Alex Thompson February 2, 2006
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Assad margins

A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.
"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."
by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022
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marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
by Mufftruck November 12, 2016
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CoDependent Marginal Personality

Having unhealthy emotional attachments to people, pets, and possibly inanimate objects.
Miyoko is so CoDependent Marginal Personality with her cats, that she will not let the Veterinarian obtain a temperature, for fear of him hurting Fluffy.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009
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Marina

Although a Christan, Marina is one really awesome girl who will be your personal therapist when it comes to sad times.

She's a strong believer in God, Jesus, and hope in general.

Marina is a really nice, funny and happy person, and she'll always be there for friends when they really need it.

She's also a really intelligent person, who could be a smart ass sometimes, but she means well.
My God, where is Marina when you need her?

If you ever need some help, go to Marina. She'll definitely help you.
by AnimeWeeb771232177 January 26, 2019
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Marina Diamandis

The woman who single handedly saved 2020 with new music
Friend 1: have you heard marina diamandis new song mans world?
Friend 2: yeah. it single handedly saved 2020
by Andie.vs December 8, 2020
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