maritime mud gun

After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous

E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks

by darren letson March 23, 2008

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'

'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'

by Ray September 10, 2004

marmite motorway

A refference to the rectal passage way...

The dirty cunt likes to take it up the marmite motorway...

by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Maritza

A maritza is a outgoing, gorgeous, beautiful , unique, person . She don’t give a fuck and don’t mess with her cause she will beat your ass .

Do you know that girl Maritza. Maritza is so beautiful.

by Urbanadictionary February 21, 2019

marit

synonym for BAMF. or somebody who ooses sex appeal.

you see somebody with a glock walking down the street, that's a marit.

by marjorinetime November 10, 2007

Marites

Filipina version of Karen. Most of the time homophobic and promotes gender roles. Usually denies allegations of racism but shares "black face" memes and chugs glutathione and whitening soaps. Makes fun of fellow Filipinoes with regional dialects but tries to imitate the American accent. Also blames victims of rape

Sige Marites!

Hoy Marites alam mo ba?

by Kapitulako June 9, 2020