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fansplaining

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplaining.
(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Quit fansplaining! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"
by The Runs June 10, 2017
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mansplant

Removal of a sissy man's vagina and replacement with a set of balls
Ken uses a purple broom to clean the house, he really needs a mansplant
by longslim March 8, 2015
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Mannsplaining

The gritted teeth repetition of facts from a scientist forced to contend with the myths of morons all the livelong day.
"Michael's having a bad day on Twitter; he's gonna graduate from Mannsplaining to murder pretty soon."
by Recovering Pagan April 20, 2020
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Manpain

When a grown man has the emotional life of an angsty teenager he is said to be experiencing manpain, especially if he tries to compensate with macho behavior.

There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.

Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.
Blind with manpain, he drove into the desert and cried single tear while tracing the faces of his murdered family in a photograph.
by takealittletime November 17, 2009
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Mathsplaining

When a mathematically capable person explains a math problem to a less mathematically capable person, typically in a manner regarded as condescending or patronising. Like mansplaining, except that it actually exists.
Math HL student: "Uh, you can't get the square root out of a negative number. Unless you're using irrationals"
Math studies student: "Stop mathsplaining to me!"
by FanterPanter December 10, 2017
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Mamsplained

When you have a valid point about something but a female has to tell you how you're wrong simply because you're a man and you had something to say about a feminist topic...yet they say the exact same thing and the point is only acknowledged because a female said it.
Well I had a good point but she mamsplained it to make me look like I shouldn't be apart of the conversation.
by Robert Battlehammer January 31, 2018
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ManPlan

This occurs commonly in business when a woman is put in charge of a project in a lead role such as project manager or coordinator and one or more men on the team make their own "manplan" because they think they know better, have more experience or think the woman needs help.
Alan tried to manplan the project when project coordinator Sylvia was out of town and he ended up pissing everyone off.
by SPJohns August 26, 2020
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