chocolate woolly mammoth 

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

chocolate woolly mammoth by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

wooly mammoth

A mother effin hairy elephant

Oh look a WOOLY mammoth

wooly mammoth by Jackie Chans July 8, 2010

super epic mammoth mega chill 

Really sweet. Cool. Amazing.

Dude, that backflip was super epic mammoth mega chill.

super epic mammoth mega chill by fuggit...pow February 10, 2009

Wooly Mammoth

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.

Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.

Wooly Mammoth by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011

wooly mammoth

When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!

Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.

wooly mammoth by Olivia Propps January 7, 2008

Awkward Woolly Mammoth 

Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.

Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.

Awkward Woolly Mammoth by FranFine February 29, 2008

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010