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Maldon

A place in Essex where paedophiles such as Paedo Gary won’t hesitate to maleste you. There is bare weed going around and everyone throws GAVS to get with someone.
Let’s go get raped by Gary in Maldon
by Solid guy who wrote this December 31, 2018
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Malcom x

Malcolm X (born Malcolm Little May 19, 1925 – February 21, 1965 – also known as: Detroit Red, El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz, and Omowale) was an American spokesman for the Nation of Islam. Malcolm X was the founder of the Muslim Mosque, Inc. and the Organization of Afro-American Unity.

One of the most prominent black nationalist leaders born in the United States. As a militant leader, Malcolm X advocated black pride, economic self-reliance, and identity politics. He ultimately rose to become a world renowned Pan-Africanist and human rights activist. Malcolm X was assassinated in New York City on February 21, 1965 on the first day of National Brotherhood Week.
"To take one's 'X' is to take on a certain mystery, a certain possibility of power in the eyes of one's peers and one's enemies ... The 'X'; announced what you had been and what you had become: Ex-smoker, Ex-drinker, Ex-Christian, Ex-slave." - Malcom X
by The Lemon Hunter November 5, 2005
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Malon

A cute, kind girl in the Zelda series. Should belong with Link in Ocarina of Time. She looks adorable as a child, but becomes hot in seven years.
Malon's so precious, you just have to adore her.
by Chaos Breaker January 14, 2005
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Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009
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malboned

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine
"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"
by wiseacidness May 19, 2010
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magcon family

A group of 12 boys who were on the magcon tour and quit for various reason...but they will always be a family
Magcon family is always going to stick together.
by Mattisbae7 October 19, 2014
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malcourteous

1. "As motorcycle riders, we have to pay attention out there. There are many disattentive and malcourteous drivers who make the street a dangerous place to be."

2. Mr. Style isn't nice to Dorothy, he's being malcourteous.
by YAHBO February 11, 2013
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