mammaltoe

is the male equivalent of a cameltoe or camel toe. this occurs when a mans pants are so tight that his genetalia is either bisected as with nut cutters, or it can be clearly observed which side he dresses to.

"eww, that guy has total mammaltoe"

by m.b. perez February 15, 2007

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005

Marmalitch

An Evil Fucking Bitch.

Did you hear Taylor? She totally made it sound like she was being a marmalitch

by That_Secret May 12, 2014

mamalamadingdong

When a mother is acting silly.

Stop being a mamalamadingdong and use your mannaners.

by ICEMAN6304 July 20, 2017

Marmalube

The act of using orange paste and potentially semen as a lubricant for the penis, typically a small one"

Don't use too much marnalube
He applied the marmalube erotically

by Julie Collins, Mathematician September 23, 2018

Mammalas

A qord used to define a 3 meter or longer penis

"yeah bro i have a mammalas"

by anonymous October 4, 2021

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014