High Maintenance

She's so high maintenance, I can't stand being around her anymore.
by wildfirerose August 12, 2008
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high maintenance

Often a divorced woman with a fake tan, big processed hair (usually blonde) and lots of bling. Very insecure about her looks and requires constant reassurance of her physical beauty. Spends lots of time and money on clothes, shoes, accessories, hair, makeup and beauty treatments. Needs expensive homes, cars, clothes and vacations. Never pays for anything when in the presence of men.
Her trips to the manacurist every other week proved she was high maintenance.
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
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chick maintenance

keeping regular contact with your girlfriend, or someone you want to bang
sorry babe, i didn't call you every day while i was working out of town - i need to do a better job on the chick maintenance

bud, u never got to bang that girl cuz u didn't practice proper chick maintenance
by nursemama May 13, 2011
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high maintenance

a girl who expects a lot.
most Sarahs are high maintenance
by Sarah June 27, 2004
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high maintenance

madison: some girl that is very attention seeking, and always wanting you to tell her she is beautiful.
George has a high maintenance friennd.
by WAYNEMANN March 24, 2006
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high maintenance

<i>adv.</i> One who takes pleasure in the finer things of life. Typically a person who believes that the price of an item is an indicator of quality. Stereotpyes: takes forever (two hours plus) to get ready for a picnic, knows the Chanel cosmetics counter manager on a first name basis, only gets their hair done by stylists who charge over $100/hour.

Commonly confused with: Drama queen, bitch, label whore, stuck up, ex-girlfriend.
Alicia, put down the hundred dollar orbital eye cream and get in the car. I ain't waitin' on yo high maintenance ass for another hour.
by I can spell! December 06, 2006
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blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.
Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.
by Creed Cur February 03, 2012
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