marting

A footballer which is well known for being injured! Basically as much use as a bag of bollox

Don't select that player in your team he's Marting

by Millsie! May 14, 2016

Matting

Being a flake, the act of saying you will do something and then not doing it

I was supposed to meet Jimmy at Chuck E. Cheese but he's Matting me.

by anthonyman November 25, 2019

masting

From the Brittanica:

Masting is the production of many seeds by a plant every two or more years in regional synchrony with other plants of the same species."

Since seed predators commonly scour the ground for each year’s seed crop, they often consume most of the seeds produced by many different plant species each year, so Masting, or mass seeding, is an effective defense because the seed predators become satiated before all the seeds have been consumed.

by blunt rapture April 4, 2021

Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.

Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"

by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

by Boukster September 25, 2015

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Wal-Marting

3. The taking over of other businesses when a Wal-Mart moves in; the general idea of Wal-Mart and other big box stores taking over, especially with cheaply made products

There is much concern over the Wal-Marting of our society.

by New English December 20, 2008