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Maddox

A Maddox is an awesome and very intelligent being. All should bow before his presence as he is superior to you in any and every way
"Woah, did that guy just walk on water?"
"Oh my god he's a Maddox"
*both people bow*
by Brainer_No September 29, 2019
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Maddox

Person 1: Who is that guy with a Pusheen pillow?
Person 2: It's Maddox.
by Flabbergastedboi May 13, 2019
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Maddox

Dude Joe won't leave me alone. He keeps asking me to hang out or just keep talking. He's being such a maddox.
by themaddox May 9, 2009
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Maddox

A Cool and smart, but sometimes violent kid who never gets to play video games because his parents are overprotective
Man you're a chill bro! You're just a Maddox of a kid!
by GitWrekdFoo! February 1, 2019
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Madoff

noun, verb, Madoffed, Madoffing.
–verb

1. To scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a Ponzi scheme is involved.

-noun
2. A person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a Ponzi scheme.
Example 1 (verb):

Guy 1: "He told me it was a good investment so I put all my money into it. It turns out the guy was a crook running a Ponzi scheme. My whole life savings is gone."

Guy 2: "Man! He Madoffed you good!"


Example 2 (noun):

Guy 1: "A couple months ago I gave him a thousand bucks."

Guy 2: "Why? Are you retarded?"

Guy 1: "He said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. Plus he said he'd pay me back in a week. It's been three months now and he still hasn't paid me back."

Guy 2: "You should have known he was a Madoff. You know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him."
by Beavis Comeavis January 9, 2009
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Lori Maddox

A beautiful girl who was queen of the Groupie scene during the early 1970s. She was most famous for being with Led Zeppelin's lead guitarist, Jimmy Page, when she was just 14 years of age.

She has many a 'nom-de-plume', some of which are Lori Lightning, and Lori Mattix.

Some people have said that she resembles Bianca Jagger.
Groupie hater: That Lori Maddox was such a whore.
Me: No, she was a groupie, they're different.
by Lëah Lilith Eleida Page February 17, 2008
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Maddox

Maddox, a stupid boy who makes dumb decisions most of the time. Usually attractive or thinks they’re attractive most of the time, very self confident with a hint of douche bag, great taste in women, most times treats the ladies he’s with like queens. With the ups and downs of Maddox, he’s very affectionate and shows his good side to the people he loves the most, cares a lot about what people think about him, and doesn’t appreciate the good things in front of them. Let’s just say Maddox is good at ditching the best things for them, like a girlfriend. He’s just completely oblivious to the fact that he’s good at leaving the people that are best for him.
Maddox: *last week* my girlfriend is so perfect and amazing! She treats me so well

Maddox next week: *breaks up with his perfect girlfriend that is so good for him*
by REGINAGEOGEEEE June 14, 2019
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