macchiavello

sucks his own weiner

OMG! HES MACCHIAVELLO-ing RN

by GHERHADFTHRBDHB May 6, 2018

Caramel Macchiato

When one puts their fingers in a cow’s mouth, then takes a crap, and eats the crap, the cow licking it afterwards. Widely known amongst farmers.

“Bye, y’all! I’m gonna go home and caramel macchiato! Wish me luck!”

by Garretthebean June 22, 2024

MacChala

a girl who is two faced, loves attention and drama, very shallow. But she can be a good friend at times.

why don't you like him MacChala?
hes got a beard! ewww

by hannahrushypants22 July 2, 2011

Macchan

Macchan is the cutest person on Earth you can meet. But she's a big tsundere so she won't even admit it.

Plus they like to steal blankets.

Wow, Macchan is really cute today.

It's because she's a Macchan.

by Al-Shou October 23, 2017

Machiavorkianism

The concept of becoming so emotionally/morally detached that you feel comfortable with assisting someone to commit suicide.

I'm kinda "on the fence" about assisted suicides for terminally-ill patients, but I do acknowledge that there would definitely be some grave (pun not intended, but certainly appropriate) Machiavorkianism risks involved.

by QuacksO May 15, 2018

Machiansoiwna

Meaning eats lots of italianfood everyday while they areplaying fortnite.

I am a Machiansoiwna.

by Fortnite dubs. June 5, 2020

Machiavellian treat

Something that seems to be a gift on the surface, though you're not actually getting anything, and are at risk of losing everything and being put out on the street (if you never fight).

Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021