mock wife

A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.

Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.

"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"

"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"

by lamblint December 13, 2017

mock talk

the sound that one hears when one is in a room and hears multiple conversations occurring, yet the person cannot understand what any one person is saying.

Jimmy could not hear Susie talking because the mock talk was too loud at the banquet.

by archie reed February 12, 2008

Mocking off

To copy someone or something in a gay ass way.

allan was mocking off indiana jones with his man bag/ satchel.

by bobbbbbb the builder January 11, 2010

mock talk

When you talk about something that literally no one has any clue, or create an inside joke that only a select few find funny while everyone else finds completely ridiculous.

Seth: OMG sup y'all
Olivia: Heyyyyyyy ;)
Seth: When J.E doesn't anything about the closing arguments HAHA
Olivia: Omg ikr!
Hanny: Omg wtf stop the mock talk...

by #calor June 14, 2016

John Mock

The only poor mock banished to northern England by Thomas mock. He will return.

That man is just like John mock. Means they are poor

by Pastakatt June 18, 2022

Yawn Mock

when someone yawns as a contagious reflex but it’s a exact “mock” of your yawn.

Person 1 : *yawnssss*

Person 2 : *yawnssss* (exactly in the same tone)

Person 3 : We’re you actually yawning or was that a yawn mock?

by nevertrue October 7, 2021

mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

by Tdtseit September 12, 2022