lurk nasty

skate bums who dont really skateboard any more they just watch and every once in a while they will get up and do an awsome trick and then sit back down..

did you see that kid just get up and do a switch three flip?? he was lurk nasty

by stevie f baby November 10, 2010

LURK MOAR

Often used to tell new or inexperienced users on 4chan's /b/ image board to search further into the depths of /b/ to find things such as the origin of certain memes, or just to stop posting until they are more familiar with /b/.

Noob: LoLz sniper kitty roXors my soXors. who make it in first place?!/!!1?

/b/: LURK MOAR.

by freakinsweet December 27, 2008

Lurk 'n' jerk

A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.

I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.

That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.

by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021

Lurk Moar

A phrase used when a lurker (one who hangs around a forum, etc, and very rarely posts or contributes in any other way.) makes a stupid, off-topic, or otherwise random and nonsensical post or comment.

Masterchief1112: In 5 days, we'll be hosting a gaming tournament based on Half-Life and Halo. Anyone who wants to join just give me the word.

GordonFreeman2042: Wow, that's totally gonna kick ass. I'm in!

Wildwoody69: I pee in butts.

Masterchief1112: OK, you signed on a year ago, you haven't posted anything since, and you come here with this faggotry. LURK MOAR!

by Frostbite249 April 14, 2009

Lurk chair

A folding chair that one uses in random locations to "lurk" and "creep" on people and practice random lurking activities.

"Hey dude, let's go camping or fishing this weekend, we can bring our lurk chairs!"

by Lurky McLurkin April 29, 2009

lurk moar

Something you say when you're creeping on someone, and want to freak them out; Something one says to such a creep.

*Mark Zuckerberg likes your picture from 10 months ago*
Mark Zuckerberg: lurk moar

One night stand: awh, that status about you having poison ivy all over your crotch was so sad!

You: Lurk moar, dude! That was seven months ago!!

by iPwntUrMum October 22, 2010

lurk link

A lurk link is a link to someone's myspace profile, for the purpose of whoever you are talking to being able to see who you are talking about. This is widely used in instant message conversations and myspace

Darin was telling me how saggy this girl was, and I didn't understand until he sent me a lurk link.

dudeman1: Dude this chick is saggy
mandude2: lurk link, dude.
dudeman1: http://wwwhatever
mandude2: sag city, man.

by Jake Shaw January 4, 2009