lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Lumber-jap

(Verb) When a Japanese woman yells timber while dropping a fecal log into the timber loader of a mans mouth.

I contracted a lumber-jap when I visited Japan last year. Still can’t the taste out of my mouth..

by Jefudiah October 15, 2018

Lumpy lumber

Bumps or warts on a penis.

Massengill kept fucking them nasty hoes now he's got that lumpy lumber.

by Giggidy Gilman November 23, 2019

Knotty Lumbered

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.

Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.

by Mpilgerz July 8, 2020

Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.

"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"

by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013

Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.

Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.

by sanfred November 2, 2011

Lumber loon

Slang for a gay couple

Did you hear that Alex and John are a lumber loon now

by Clickclacker13944 December 10, 2021