lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Knotty Lumbered

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.

Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.

by Mpilgerz July 8, 2020

Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.

"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"

by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013

Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

Lumpy lumber

Bumps or warts on a penis.

Massengill kept fucking them nasty hoes now he's got that lumpy lumber.

by Giggidy Gilman November 23, 2019

Lumber-jap

(Verb) When a Japanese woman yells timber while dropping a fecal log into the timber loader of a mans mouth.

I contracted a lumber-jap when I visited Japan last year. Still can’t the taste out of my mouth..

by Jefudiah October 15, 2018

lumber boy

(noun, derogative) A term exclusively used for a rare occurrence during which a person with a penis can't seem to make it go down in the morning.

Babe: Mmm, baby, look at what you've got going down there.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.

Guy: Ohhh.

by cat_lover_199 January 3, 2021