lardoon

1. a piece of bacon or pork inserted into lean meat prior to cooking. (Also spelt "lardon")

2. a large breast, esp. one belonging to a thin or muscular woman. (Usually plural.)

A: Check out the lardoons on Nancy!
B: Yup, those are some fine lardoons.

by Bueller_007 June 15, 2009

tub o lard

a nice way to call someone a fatty

ur such a tub o' lard...teehee

by *poo* July 2, 2005

tub of lard

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Lard

1. Pig Fat
2. Fat Person

1. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.
2. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.

by WingedKid January 13, 2011

Cock Lard

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.

Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!

by Devin Hogan January 17, 2008

lardy bones

a person who is so fat that, even their bones are made of lard. People with this condition usually eat a lot of beans.

That boy over there has lardy bones, i can tell because he is really fat.

by laughing_bun May 30, 2006

lard head

A white person with his white lardy face. A fat douche bag.

"That lard head thinks he's a playa. What a tool. Doesn't he know he's such a fat slob?"

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010