LQTM

Instead of lol (Laugh out loud) it is LQTM (Laugh quietly to myself.) It is much more realistic than lol.

Person A: Wow that was so funny
Person B: Yeah! LQTM!!

by Applepicker1 August 26, 2011

Lqtm

Means "laugh quietly to myself" and is used in place of LOL or quietly chuckles for people who want to be more honest or humble instead of saying LOL when somebody says or texts you something even mildly humorous.

Obnoxious: Yo dawg what up holmes
Quiet kid:... not much
Obnoxious kid:yeah okay cool i guess wanna go do some crack? I just stole my parents retirement money
Quiet kid:um... what?
Obnoxious kid: You know, crack, coke, blow, nose candy! Or maybe we could get some smack or meth.
Quiet kid: Lqtm, um no id rather disembowel myself with a wooden spoon.
Obnoxious kid: Um watevah man ima go be cool just like my dad!
Queit kid: Yeah okay do us all a favor and overdose you fuck

by PandasterMaster December 5, 2011

LQTM

Laugh Quitely To Myself

When Someone texts u lol there really not laughing out loud there LQTMing.

by D-man I$$y January 2, 2012

LQTM

"Laughing quitly to myself " when you are not actually out loud and want to be honest.

thats so funny sarah
LQTM

by princesacheeks April 21, 2018

ltms

Laughing to myself. The politically correct replacement for the often mindlessly used "lol." Saying ltms the same way lol is used 99% of the time leaves room for a meaningful usage of the historical phrase made popular in AOL chat rooms.

I have no idea ltms

ltms idk

Why are you doing this ltms

by blackunicorn123 June 10, 2024