*guy with small p33n walks in*
*girl lolzercises at his small p33n*
girl: "damn! i just lost 20 pounds!"
*girl lolzercises at his small p33n*
girl: "damn! i just lost 20 pounds!"
by Shit0nMyDick January 21, 2009
Get the lolzercise mug.A person who in battle is hard to land any blows on, and has a tendency to flee before they can sustain significant damage. They are cowardly and very aggravating to happen upon.
by IcyHaku March 15, 2021
Get the looper mug.1) Someone who is strangely fascinated by the butts of other individuals, be they either male or female. Some bum-lookers are preferentially attracted to the bums of the opposite sex, while some may be homosexual in nature. Other bum-lookers are simply fascinated by the asses of both sexes.
Bum lookers can often be ashamed of their ass obsession, as this can also extend beyond the realm of human exchange to that of animals. The deeply invested bum-looker can also become overwhelmed by the visual addiction to the butts any animal, such as dogs or cats, horses and other farm animals. Bum-lookers cannot help their strange perverted fascination with the behind. Anytime a situation arises when a new interaction takes place between the bum-looker and another individual, the bum looker may not be able to emotionally seperate his feeling toward the ass of the thing he is talking to and the face or head of the animal or person. When the bum looker looks at the face, all he really sees and can can consider is the butt on the other side of the individual. In fact I would surmise that some bum-lookers are actually not only perverts, but also a bunch of emotionally infantile, anally-retentive retarded buttwhifs.
2) Another definition would be someone who looks like a bum but possibly isn't actually homelesss. This kind of bum-looker just looks like a bum. People who don't shower for weeks at a time are often "bum-lookers".
Bum lookers can often be ashamed of their ass obsession, as this can also extend beyond the realm of human exchange to that of animals. The deeply invested bum-looker can also become overwhelmed by the visual addiction to the butts any animal, such as dogs or cats, horses and other farm animals. Bum-lookers cannot help their strange perverted fascination with the behind. Anytime a situation arises when a new interaction takes place between the bum-looker and another individual, the bum looker may not be able to emotionally seperate his feeling toward the ass of the thing he is talking to and the face or head of the animal or person. When the bum looker looks at the face, all he really sees and can can consider is the butt on the other side of the individual. In fact I would surmise that some bum-lookers are actually not only perverts, but also a bunch of emotionally infantile, anally-retentive retarded buttwhifs.
2) Another definition would be someone who looks like a bum but possibly isn't actually homelesss. This kind of bum-looker just looks like a bum. People who don't shower for weeks at a time are often "bum-lookers".
"I don't know 'bout you guys but I prefer a girl with a nice ass... As long as its plump and round, somethin' fer me to squezze and bump up with when I do her... thats what I like. She can be tall or short, redhead or brunette and have little of big tits, but I dig the butt..."
"Yeah, you know Tom and I know you Dick. We know how obsessed you are by ass... Sometimes when we watch you we notice..."
"Dick's a Bum-looker, Harry. Don't cha know?", says Tom. "He's can't stop himself from staring at peoples butts. He's indiscriminate. I've caught him looking at my grandma's butt dude, and that's just gross... I've even caught him looking at your ass sometimes Man. What's up Dick? You scopin' out tha dude-tang?"
"Hey FUCK YOU, TOM!" Say Dick.
"You Bum-looker!!", Says Harry. "Whats you fuckin' problem? Are you fuckin' queer or somethin', man?"
Suddenly a hot sexy goes walking by and all three get distracted. Dick is tranfixed as he becomes caught in the trance of some blonde jogger with her plump-bouncy sweet co-ed butt-cheeks. Then just as suddenly, out of the blue some fat ugly biker chick Decks Dick right in the jaw, and he falls off the park bench to the ground in a daze, seeing stars, quite bewildered actually...
"YOU, BUM-LOOKER!!! STOP SLOBBERIN' OVER MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
"Well shit man," says Tom to Dick. "I guess that's what you get when you can't control yourself..."
"Yeah, you know Tom and I know you Dick. We know how obsessed you are by ass... Sometimes when we watch you we notice..."
"Dick's a Bum-looker, Harry. Don't cha know?", says Tom. "He's can't stop himself from staring at peoples butts. He's indiscriminate. I've caught him looking at my grandma's butt dude, and that's just gross... I've even caught him looking at your ass sometimes Man. What's up Dick? You scopin' out tha dude-tang?"
"Hey FUCK YOU, TOM!" Say Dick.
"You Bum-looker!!", Says Harry. "Whats you fuckin' problem? Are you fuckin' queer or somethin', man?"
Suddenly a hot sexy goes walking by and all three get distracted. Dick is tranfixed as he becomes caught in the trance of some blonde jogger with her plump-bouncy sweet co-ed butt-cheeks. Then just as suddenly, out of the blue some fat ugly biker chick Decks Dick right in the jaw, and he falls off the park bench to the ground in a daze, seeing stars, quite bewildered actually...
"YOU, BUM-LOOKER!!! STOP SLOBBERIN' OVER MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
"Well shit man," says Tom to Dick. "I guess that's what you get when you can't control yourself..."
by PennyWennyJenny October 30, 2014
Get the bum-looker mug.A "Greedy Looter" is defined as a teammate in PUBG who will loot buildings and not share with his teammates. He will call out an AR but take all of the ammo for it. A prime example of a "Greedy Looter" would be TheDynasty a YouTuber playing on XBOX One X.
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Get the tit looker mug.A person who leans over your shoulder while you are sitting down. They touch you for no reason, like putting thier hand on your side, or leg and place their face freakishly close to yours. They say disturbing things like "you know you want me baby" and create lies about things they have done with you, or other people.
Okey: "I was with your girl last night. Im coming back tonight, she can't get enough of me. We'll be quiet. Don't worry, I'll make time for you too."
Lauren: "EWWWW sick nasty!!! Okey quit making up lies and stop trying to touch me you freaking LOOMER!"
Lauren: "EWWWW sick nasty!!! Okey quit making up lies and stop trying to touch me you freaking LOOMER!"
by Lauren Pugh July 20, 2008
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