Portable Potty Lotty

The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".

Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.

Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.

by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009

Lowty

Lowty(Love-Ty) Means that you are crazy in love with a girl

I'ma lowty that Shawtee.
Look at that shawtee, I'm a lowty to her.

by Victorious slash July 13, 2007

loft is lit

The loft of OG DANK BENTLEY IS LIT. THE LOFT IS THE MOST LIT SHED ATTIC IN DEER LAKE

Dude. The loft is lit

by Danefromschool January 20, 2016

lefty

1. a leftist person, a liberal

2. a left handed person

If a lefty were in charge things would be different.

by Light Joker June 20, 2007

Automatic Lofts

A place for college students in Chicago to live. Do not live there! Something that is nice to look at but when you move in everything gets turned around and it turns out to be a really bad place to live. The walls are thin and the internet sucks. You will find some awesome friends when living there, but do your best and avoid moving in.

Automatic Lofts Chicago IL

by LoftsStudent403 March 30, 2011

Dead Lefty

When a right handed man places his left hand under his own ass, sitting on the hand until completely numb, then uses said hand for masturbatory purposes.
Synonymous with a left handed stranger, yet a beast all its own.

Since I haven't been laid in a while, I figured, fuck it I'll give myself a dead lefty.

I gave myself a dead lefty last night.

by Miles Boomonte April 19, 2010

Batting Lefty

To be gay.

Can be batted lefty or bats lefty.

I'm pretty sure Josh is batting lefty.

by Super Sirius July 19, 2009