George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.
by hotstreak864 April 6, 2009
The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.
Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.
by Kyle McFelch December 6, 2003
A cute skinny girl with an abnormally large and out of proportion rear end. She is petite everywhere else except for her large attractive ass. Often pronounced "Lobstah" in new england areas.
Juan: Aww man you see that lobstah over there.
Gregg: That cute girl with the big ass?
Juan: Yeah she's a lobster. All her meat is in her tail.
Gregg: That cute girl with the big ass?
Juan: Yeah she's a lobster. All her meat is in her tail.
by Gjack007 May 23, 2009
When a man is performing oral sex on a email while simultaneously pinching her nipples. Immitating the gestures of a lobster.
by The Lobster February 15, 2015
If an individual has started dating someone with the intent to have a relationship and has intentionally lied, mislead or misrepresented themselves and meets 3 or more of the following requirements.The offender in question is a lobster and the the unaware person has been lobstered.
1. Has no INCOME.
2. Does not have HOUSING.
3. Does not DRIVE.
4. Is not currently/graduated from COLLEGE.
5. Is in 2 or more SEXUAL relationships.
6. DRUG addict.
7. 2 or more BABY daddies/mommas.
8. On PROBATION/FELON.
9. Involved in ILLEGAL activities.
10. An online EXHIBITIONIONIST.
1. Has no INCOME.
2. Does not have HOUSING.
3. Does not DRIVE.
4. Is not currently/graduated from COLLEGE.
5. Is in 2 or more SEXUAL relationships.
6. DRUG addict.
7. 2 or more BABY daddies/mommas.
8. On PROBATION/FELON.
9. Involved in ILLEGAL activities.
10. An online EXHIBITIONIONIST.
"I've been dating this guy I met online and he was a total LOBSTER. I found out he just got out of prison, has 4 kids, is a pill head, 2 girlfriends, no job and he's not a High School graduate. I can't believe I got LOBSTERED !."
by Anthonio Von Swagger. January 10, 2014
by sheldon crubblefrump June 1, 2005
A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.
"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"
"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"
"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"
by Lobster_lover February 15, 2011