I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012

i'll sit on your face

inviting someone to give you oral sex

ill sit on your face and u can suk my huge cock
OR
ill sit on your face and u can lik my sweet pussy

by sexy_commando_pussy March 29, 2005

We'll see

A phrase used, by the person you love the most in the world, to drive you crazy.

Me: "Can I buy you the prettiest ring in the world?"
Her: "We'll see."

by yourfaceispretty March 1, 2015

We'll sleep when we're dead.

Unofficial stagehand/techie motto.

Techie 1: How long is this call gonna last?

TD: As long as it takes. If we're here at midnight and it's not done, we keep going.

Techie 2: It's OK, we'll sleep when we're dead.

by We'll sleep when we're dead. December 28, 2005

I'll show you

Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.

Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"

by unlimitedskilz December 20, 2010

We'll see

Always means no. Can be used in combination with "maybe", "I'll let you know", "probably", "we'll see how I feel".

Neenif: wanna hit up North Ave beach?

Sal: Prolly we'll see how I feel I'll let you guys know maybe

Neenif: Era

by Mikey773 August 25, 2014

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018