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Liverpool

The most boring football team in the history of the sport.
The only team known to play with 1 keeper, 9 defenders and a striker.
Yet another defeat for Liverpool.
by fuq September 21, 2003
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Liverpooled

Verb 1. When you get really close to achieving something big for yourself but fuck up at the last minute
Person 1: How did your team do in the soccer final?

Person 2: We were winning 1-0 until the 90th minute when we gave a penalty

Person 1: Oh wow the team really liverpooled didn't they
by Vadim10105 June 7, 2016
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Liverpool FC

A Bunch of thieving wankers from the Merseyside who can't win a premier league title. Known to all outside of Analfield as Scouse bastards.
Mate, You know Liverpool FC are coming to the East End?" "Oh shite, better lock up the house and the motor, thieving scouse bastards!
by Uptheirons2012 July 1, 2011
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Liverpool

Liverpool is the worlds most notorius slum. It was established as a major slum in 1971 when Karl Shanks Scallio who was crowned leader, was exiled there from the respectable city of Salford for robbing too many Pensioners. Since then the situation has deteriorated, poverty is at 98%, 9 out of 10 children don't know who their biological father is. Things came to head in early 1996 when the whole of the slum had to be fenced off to protect the elderly. As of 2005 things seem to be only getting worse, tanks and helicopters were recently sent in to help protect the OAPs who wanted to collect their pensions. Some plus points though, 10% of households now have running water, electricity and sewage, and there are now 249 telephones in operation.
Be wary of what lies at the western end of the east lancs road.
by Bigethovdaceth February 7, 2005
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liverpool

A city that likes to boast about how culturally important it is, despite the fact that the only things to come out of Liverpool are criminals and the god-damn fucking beat-les. It seems to be scouse law that whenever you go outside Liverpool, you must always tell everyone that looks at you that it is the funniest place on earth full of the nicest people. i suspect this is a ploy to get more unsuspecting visitors for mugging. In reality, Liverpool is an absolute shithole, a city that seems to be held together using only grafitti, vomit and stacks of torn rubbish bags with the occasional used nappy thats been ran over in the middle of the road. NOTHING funny EVER came out of Liverpool, except that laughable excuse for music. Sonya, Cilla Black, and yes, you cretins, the Beatles are NOT MUSIC.

And don't get me started on the accent. Scousers do not speak english. they actually speak some strange Klingon dialect from a place where everyone has chronic bronchitis. There are a few that sound like the Fat Controller from Thomas the tank engine, the kind of voice that just drones on and on and on and on until you slit your wrists. And what the fuck is the deal with the bloody Liver bird??? that ridiculous building in the middle of the Ghetto looks more like a bloody Green Chicken Mosque. i've never checked, but i bet every day at midday, they blast "You'll Never Work Again" out of the top of it and every scouser bends down and waves their arse at the rest of the country in rememberance of the fact that Liverpool truly is the sphincter of this planet, and any colonic irrigation should be sent their way as soon as possible. I fucking hate Liverpool and i hope that this little rant has somehow helped me to overcome the years of torture i had to go through constantly going there with my family. I hate it, i hate it, i fucking bloodywell shagging HATE IT!
"Sign on, Sign on,
with your giro in your hand,
and you'll never work again,
Yoooooou'll neeever work again"

A traditional Liverpool song
by Gopher_By_Fender September 22, 2005
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liverpool slang

England vernacular for the Liverpool-Birkenhead patois also known as "Scouse".
"Phase two; in which Doris gets her oats." (John Lennon in a "Liverpool Slang" accent)

"Our John bid us tu-ra, and took a book on his holiday Magical-Mystery Tour and caravan trip; we were just playing silly-buggers for the cinema clips." (Ringo Starr)
by dynojet March 7, 2014
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Liverpool fan

A person that started supporting Liverpool since they started actually winning 2019 or 2020 and usually calls themselves a die hard long life Liverpool fan Ynwa also known as a glory hunter
I been a Liverpool fan since I was born ynwa🔴🔴🔴
by Nway November 1, 2020
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