Lintoning

To borrow something and never give it back.

Mr. Garner asked to borrow my Boondocks DVD's and my 2 PSP's. It's been a year and I still haven't gotten any of them back. I hate it when he's lintoning.

by DaBoobah April 10, 2010

lipton

commonly confused for an awesome brand of various teas, it is actually hermaphroditic sex, often involving up to seven individuals having hermaphrodite sex in a huge hermaphrodite sex orgy.

Hermaphrodite one: "So I went to that lipton last night"

Hermaphrodite two: "Yeah I heard about that, I've

always wanted to go to a lipton"

by IgetTheFlag June 19, 2009

Lipton's

when a guy tea bags you and shits on you at the same time

joke being that Liptons is shitty tea compared to others

When at a party and someone is passed out and a guy gives you a Lipton's

by ~treacle February 21, 2011

litten

Anything below a lamp.

The park bench was litten because it was below a lamp.

Wow, thats litten.

by oswald_p_gravy May 15, 2005

Litting

To perform a mix of sitting and lying down.

Guy 1: What you upto?
Guy 2: I dunno, sitting, but laying down at the same time.
Guy 1: Oh, you're Litting.

by Chocolate Gloves May 11, 2015

Lipton Dip

This occurs when you dip your balls into a girl's vagina. She has to be on her back with her vagina sticking into the air and you have to straddle her with your balls. Pretend you're doing squats into her pussy.

That Lipton Dip was pretty sweet man!

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Hot Lipton

After a night of drinking your friend wakes up and immediately leaves. While your cleaning up the empties you smell something strange in the room he was sleeping in. You blame it on the neighbors cooking and continue cleaning. All of a sudden you notice your shit has been moved around you look a little closer and low and behold there is a pile of human crap in the corner of the room.

That fucker left a Hot Lipton in my house last night. Tell him to get his ass back here and clean it.

If that asshole doesn't get back here and clean up his Hot Lipton I'm tagging a picture of it to his FB profile.

by sincerely pissed January 13, 2011