Lisp

How pirateth thpeak.

Person 1: You have a lisp.
Person 2: I have a lithp? Arrrr. Arrrr. Avatht mateyth. Thwab the pool deck.

by arrrmatey2 August 1, 2022

Nose Lisp

When a person breathes through their nose and it makes an annoying noise. Typically high pitched.

I couldn’t focus during the exam, the person next to me had a nose lisp!

by Ihavenofriendsorgirlfriends August 6, 2024

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015