Lingering Hug

A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.

The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.

by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018

lingling

the asian girl in my media class who gets pissed off everytime i say 'ling ling, you forgot your bling bling'

lingling, you forgot your bling bling!

by abadou-badou October 19, 2008

Lingling

The Asian kid who makes noodles but pronounces it as “noodows ”.

Hey Lingling, make me some noodows. Don’t give me any of the pot noodow.

by SuperiorDevil21 February 4, 2019

Langurring

The slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Languid + Slurring

They didn't understand me because i was langurring. They thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn't slept in 9 days.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Lingaping

This is a word not well known by a lot of people but it is used alot by the mighty 66samus in his videos or his streams.

I love it when 66samus says lingaping

by WEEB Metal November 5, 2020

linguiny

when your legs or other body parts become weak or fragile.

As soon as i cracked that nigga his legs started lookin like linguiny.

by phibzy f baby December 14, 2007

lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015