Burn and Learn

To stimulate the mind by doing something productive while under the influence of marijuana.

Reading a book, watching a movie, trying out a new recipe while being high on marijuana falls under "Burn and Learn"

by Mr. Burnandlearn January 6, 2012

Pull an O'leary

Spitefully shitting in a foe or adversary's closet atop of their personal belongings.

That kid is a reeeeaaaall piece of shit, I'm about to pull an O'leary.

by RealPieceOfShit October 21, 2016

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
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A ctually
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Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

by Nexus December 13, 2004

i learned it from watching you

tag line from an 80's anti-smoking commercial where a father confronts his son about drugs he found in his room. also a clever way to throw something back into the accuser's face.

"Who taught you how to do this stuff?"
"From you, dad. I learned it from watching you!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have a general compaint about all the words that have 5 in them. mitch hedberg said this in a famous caomeyd routine cd. 1 can not hold 2 thats why they made 2 becasue if one where in 2 it would be flowing over. 2 in 1 shampoo does not work if that worked there would be shit flowing all over the side of the bottle 2 does not fit in 1 and 5 is not a word for a dictionary it is a sentence."

by mean dean September 2, 2003

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".

In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."

by dappertophatter November 18, 2012

You Learn Something Every Day

Self explanatory. Often used when you are struck by something painfully obvious, but you never noticed.

Milo, did you know that if you redline your Benz too long the ECU shuts down the gas flow to the injectors?

Redline? MY Benz? Awww... Well, You Learn Something Every Day...

by SeW hat August 15, 2008

That'll Learn'em

A slang term usually uttered by rednecks that literally means " That will teach him", or "that should teach him a lesson". Its a contraction of the grammatically incorrect phrase "that will learn him".

Somebody at work keeps stealing my lunch, so today i brought in a bowl of spit-snot-soup. That'll learn'em to take things that don't belong to him.

by Mingus Jenkins March 28, 2011