Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger

Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.

by Bobster90 May 18, 2015

Archie Leach

(adj) how one feels when they aren't at their personal best: not wearing make up, feeling pretty crappy, dressed sloppily, etc. Originally Cary Grant's actual name, where feeling like Cary Grant would be being at your best.

Man, Roger, you are looking down in the dumps.

Yeah Blake, I'm feeling pretty Archie Leach today.

by Jack Silverberg December 8, 2007

Leach Mode

When a person does something very dumb at work and is terminated from their position. They then sue their employer and lose.

Rolovich went full Leach Mode!

by rdub_333 October 20, 2021

Finn leach

The act of giving anal warts to 10 kids at one time leaving them untreated and to die with anal infection.

"I heard you did the finn leach Joel?"

"Those stupid shits wouldnt shutup so they desvered it"

by Steve bobson December 1, 2019

The fritz leach

When you go down on a girl with a rather large forehead, ejaculate on your penis then slap it on the females forehead. Whilst doing so shout "dickhead"

Person 1: I heard you brought her back to yours last night.
Person 2: yeh mate I gave her the fritz leach

by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018

Leached

the act of having cheerios up your ass

susan enjoyed getting getting leached on the weekends

by jumpsoup May 5, 2018

jason leach

The coolest guy ever to walk the earth, but funny and good looking as well. Penis girth is on absolute FLEEK. Has the most winning personality but us extremely humble.

There goes that Jason Leach, man... I wish I could be like him when I grow up

by Alliesdaddy78 August 26, 2022