speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line

This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!

by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016

Dirty Leach

The act of spunking into the little useless pocket of your jeans instead of using a sock.

Had a Dirty Leach this afternoon, because my socks were clean on.

by Badtooth April 01, 2023

leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.

Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.

by EnigmaAlex November 04, 2017

Leaching

relying on someone else for schoolwork, typically when you agree to participate in a group activity but end up doing no work and just stealing or taking credit for what everyone else in the group does

bro aditya is actually leaching. i added him to the group study guide and he added like one word

by vxrfg May 02, 2024

Leach

An overweight Ginger lass that clings onto her ex’s mates on a night out. ~ Often sighted in the Filthys night establishment on the Bigg Market

“Waaah, wor bruiser is being a leach tonight, won’t leave the poor lad and his muckers alone”

by CumbrianMotter December 02, 2023

Leach

A bitch made person, a liar, a cheat and a thief

Oh come on Nick, dont be a leach now.

by hoovermaxextract60pressurepro July 02, 2021

Leach

that one guy who is just hanging around someone WAY to much and ITS LOWKEY UNCOMFORTABLE LMFAOOO😹🤡
he/she is on the precipice of "pick-me."

its quite likely they give big dumbo wumbo energy, and often L bozo.🤡🤡

doesn't like pickles. 😭🙅 ♂️
(pronounced the same as "leech"💀💀😭)

"get out of here, you stinky leach."

"omg ho'o you're giving leach."

"hey leach, get your backpack off mine"

by differentdumbowumbo April 22, 2022