lb

short for listen bitch!

Im gonna drop the lb on her if she doesnt shut her mouth

by sexyhunkofman August 23, 2007

LB

LB: Sexy, amazing, loveable, hot, young man who scores with the older ladies

Kate: oh man davids the hottest LB ever, id fuck him so easily <3

by dzilks October 25, 2010

LB

BS, short for Bull Shit.

That guy is full of LB.
Are you LB'n me?
LB!
LB Artist.
Shit from a Bull.

by MR2 #2 February 25, 2004

LBS

Liquid Bum Squirt regularly occurs in the older generation should the physically exert themselves for extended periods of time. A mixture of sweat and poo builds up in the arse crack creating a diluted brown stain on his/her shorts. Sometimes can be seen trickling down ones leg.

Guy 1 - Bloody hell have you seen Gregs LBS?

Guy 2 - His wife won't be happy, she'll have to wash his shorts

for the 3rd time this week!

Guy 1 - Yeh, why does he even wear shorts to chess club

anyway?

by Questosterone March 11, 2011

LB

Laptop Buddy when two people who are friends both own laptops you can call each other LB laptop buddies!

("you are my LB laptop buddy!")

by alabamo123 January 11, 2009

LB

Lit block. calling someone LB means they use bad grammer, spelled something wrong, pronounced something worng, or said somthing that didnt make sense

V: OMFG! that LB did it again
Jarel B.: did what
V: she said " i cant go for because gay"
Jarel B.: haha OMG, what an LB!

by Jarel B June 11, 2003

LB

lucious booty

Answering Machine: Hi, you've reached amy, can't come to the phone right now but leave a message and the "LB" will get back to ya ;)

by no one important August 2, 2003