Landin

A name girls give to the top target in a group of guys. The cool, calm, sexy, romantic hunk of the crowd. The guy at the party that us girls will always have on our radar, and will do anything it takes to sink our teeth into.

Alright girls, there's has to be at least one Landin in the crown tonight. May the best girl win!

This dance sucks. There isn't a Landin anywhere in sight! Lets try Jessica's party down the street.

by AshleyJesMariaCarie January 7, 2009

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

landing sprigs

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.

For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.

by Telephony May 22, 2019

Laying Conduit

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.

Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.

by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021

landin

Not smart dumb and stupid. The only guy in your class that will do anything you want them to.

Carter- Landin go pants Noah down there.
Landin- I got you.

*pantsed noah*

by Landonpromitski45637 April 20, 2022

Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020

Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.

The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.

by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021