Hot Launch

While a person is sleeping, put plastic wrap over their open mouth and defecate into their mouth.

At the party many hot launches were unloaded into the unsuspecting party goers.

by miss real September 17, 2008

soft launch

A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.

Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up

Edward: What did you do?

Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.

by brownie85 December 22, 2008

failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

ass launch

when someone gets it up the ass from a guy and afterward farts and some of it starts to drip slowly out of the rectum

She took it up the ass after taking some laxative and all of a sudden i see jizz dripping out!

by 08204 March 04, 2004

Launch the scud

Said when pushing the 'send' button on an email you feel the response will not be in your favor.

After Phil finished typing the message to H.R. concerning the time clock changes, he told everyone it was time to "launch the scud."

by frambach June 21, 2011

Launching Nukes

Letting out gross horse farts in public places.

Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."

by Bliff Blaffington March 07, 2013

Lap Launch

The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.

I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.

Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.

by atmoshacks February 27, 2011