To have an over abundance of waste in one’s stomach from excessive indulgence in alcoholic beverage consumption and overeating, causing an uncontrollable movement in the bowels.
Roger: “what the hell is that un-godly smell?”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”
by Nicky New Castle July 4, 2021
Get the premature launch mug.The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.
Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.
by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008
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Dan: Bro, that taco bell was fire af and that chick in there was hot af
Gabe: I know bro! She nearly made me rocket launch!
Gabe: I know bro! She nearly made me rocket launch!
by RubLox June 21, 2018
Get the Rocket Launch mug.A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.
"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
by groñi July 31, 2012
Get the failure to launch mug.Noun (spaceflight terminology): to instantly activate the engine(s) of a terrestrial-situated spacecraft at 100% power, with no consideration of standard sequential gradation of thrust, in an attempt to immediately escape from an emergency situation.
"When Commander Leonov observed the escape tower separating from the Soyuz vehicle, he instantly engaged the crash-launch procedure, and saved his entire crew."
by speedog May 2, 2010
Get the crash-launch mug.The term refering to the moment an elderly lady, clutching her handbag, gets up from the safety of her bus seat the exact moment the bus driver hits the brakes launching the off-balanced woman down the bus aisle in a straight line akin to an F-18 taking off the deck of an aircraft carrier. There is a noticable whoosh if you're listening. Laughing is discouraged but understandable.
Dude! While taking the bus down 5th this morning a bike courier cut us off causing the driver to granny launch this woman the whole lenght of the bus.
Was she okay?
I don't know. The door openend just as she flew by the driver then she was gone.
Was she okay?
I don't know. The door openend just as she flew by the driver then she was gone.
by elviswhite May 23, 2009
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