cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.

Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.

by KEMTD May 4, 2006

lapland

home of the saami/laplanders. they are the indigidious/native peoples of northern europe. they heard raindeer in the north often (not being a stereotype), they wear very colorful things for only traditions. they usally wear just regular things at normal time. it is very cold in the winter/fall and cool/warm in the spring/summer. the exact countries they are from are russia, alaska, norway, sweden, and finland. mainly norway though. acually, the saamis dont like being called laplanders. they consider it a slur name for their ethnic group. it doesnt always snow there, but often it does. they did not first come from asia, you know. they all have asian in them, but came from present-day southern europe. those people later migrated to europe after handling a trip to asia. they are the eskimos/native peoples of norway/the rest of the saami regions.

i am part saami all that i have said was correct information with all evidence. my ancestors came to america somewhere around 195 from lapland.

by nice job July 15, 2007

LATman

A mysterious Delterian superhero who builds levels while he's not saving damsels in distress. Guys are tough. They can help thier own damn selves.

"I'm not the Amazing LATman! What are you talking about?" *sweat drop* - Bludbath

by Ransom June 17, 2003

Lapsang Souchong

The best friggin tea in the universe!

I have my Lapsang Souchong with milk and two sugars, how about you?

by glaires April 4, 2010

Laumann

super hot name for super hot guys. (:

girl #1 - troy laumann is sooo hot <3
girl #2 - i know, but matt laumann is even hotter <3

by rawr.... November 26, 2010

Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.

"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"

by TCGC August 28, 2008

Lapanese

a) A sexy people, with long luxurious fur, and between 6 and 8 nipples. A friendly people, and very nice to outsiders.
b) A contagious disease that is only passed down through dancing with unicorns.

"I'm Half and Half, Me da's a muggle, me mams a lapanese"

by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011