Lakeville

Lakeville, Minnesota is the fastest growing suburb surrounding the twin cities and has been named one of the best cities to raise a family, along with Lakeville North being awarded for highest test scores in the state. This is ironic with the exploding amount of drug use and dealers that are present in the suburb. The middle to upper class families give their kids VERY nice cars that the teenagers drink and drive with or just ignorantly destroy for fun. Lakeville is it's own reality where rules don't apply; there's nothing wrong with drunk driving or taking 5 rolls at a time. Lakeville "friends" consist of kids who egg your car or teepee your house for fun. The egos of Lakeville kids are equivalent to that of the entire midwest combined. Tie-dye is the symbol of the suburb, a city where the cheerleaders are stoners, smart individuals do mass amounts of drugs, and ANYONE can be a drug dealer.

Lakeville Etard 1: "You like those rolls man? There's a party in the ville tonight so I'm lookin' to rave."

Lakeville Etard 2: "Nah they were bunk, but I have some white bitch and booze I'll sell you if I can chill."

Lakeville Etard 1: "Fuck yeah lets get saucey. Where you want me to get you later?"

Lakeville Etard 2: "I'm off work at 10 so pick me up at Rainbow."

Lakeville Etard 1: "Legit. I'll be in a blue WRX, just hit me up when you're off and I'll roll over."

by neversawitcoming May 9, 2010

Lakehill Prep School

A small expenisve, crap school. A hell hole. Although it is very expensive the campus resembles a public male restroom.

guy 1: "where do you go to school?"
guy 2: "man, i go to lakehill prep school"
guy1: "oooo duuude. that sucks, man"
guy2: "i know, right? its a shit bucket"

by poopie face #1 February 29, 2012

lakeland

A place in Florida from which all evil in the Universe originates. It is the ominous spawning grounds of the deleterious Publix Corporation, hometown to murderer Ray Lewis, and the crappiest festival in the world, known as "Sun 'n' Fun."

Oh, and there's a lot of dumb emo kids around too.

Lakeland is the place where if you had a choice to live in Lakeland or North Dakota, you should pick North Dakota.

by Dennylicious November 25, 2004

labeling

Anything you call another person. Including groups or a lifestyle.

I'm so fucking tired of labeling!

by smartest teenager ever! June 29, 2006

Lakeland

A "city" in between Tampa and Orlando intersected by I4 which lacks in any originality and consists of only chain resturants and stores such as McDonalds and Waffle House. This is where Publix originated and is it's only claim to fame. The swan is Lakeland's symbol, no matter where you are in Lakeland, you can see a swan wether it be a real one being slaughtered by one of the local hicks or a statue of one colored or dressed to fit its particular location. Kau Kau Koner is a racist bar which is the only one in the area where you aren't as likely to be stabbed as the other shitty bars in the area. The reason for this is because it is the only one that the students of Florida Southern College can go to and make it back to school after a long nights drink. The downtown area is not entirely bad as long as you stay away from places such as Memorial Blvd, where you will be stampeded by homeless people morning, noon and night.

Thursday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Friday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Saturday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"

P.S. Don't go to Lakeland... Ever

by Lizzle Pizzle December 28, 2007

Lakeland

A city that is in Polk County, Florida. It consists of Publix and mexicans. There is also a lot of Weeaboos.

Guy 1: "Let's take a vacation to Florida!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that, Florida sucks."
Guy 1: "But my buddy lives down in Lakeland, we can stay at his place!"
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*

by OGHarold July 13, 2015

ladelising

The act of pouring alcohol directly into the mouth of another using a ladel. often carried out to the tune of 'a spoonful of sugar by Mary Poppins'

did you have a good weekend away?
yeah man - we got involved with some serious ladelising!

have you been ladelised?
fully - i have been ladelised - i have been sancticised

by Lauren of meribel June 11, 2006