Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

d-loading

Dangelo Russell who plays for the fucking Brooklyn fucking Nets, poor kid was the lakers point guard of the future before lonzo got there

D-loading with the three ball

by Dequaviod July 17, 2018

Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

by Roogz April 9, 2008

da laing

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing

-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing

by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011

carbo-loading

Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.

All right lads, the big race is tomorrow, so I want carbo-loading at your dinner tables. That means lots of pasta, rice, and potatoes.

by Darth Ridley November 12, 2006

laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

Mays Landing

Bustiling suburb of Atlantic City in Southern New Jersey. There are two sides of Mays Landing. The first side is the side most visitors see that has the Hamilton Mall and the movie theatre. The other side, while it has downtown Mays Landing, is nothing but trees and the occasional housing development here and there. The second side is also known to shoobies from Philadelphia who enjoy clogging the streets to take a short cut to Ocean City on the weekends.

Hey lets cut through Mays Landing and shave 5 minutes off of our trip to Ocean City. They wont mind.

by JK255 January 2, 2010