hands on your knees

„Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie“

Usually describes giving head

„Lemme put my hands on your knees you can braid my hair do a fat crisscross in the back somewhere“

by juicycokewhore May 18, 2023

Bend my knees

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.

Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.

by Sambiase November 18, 2013

Bees' Knees

Slang that originates from America in the 1920's. Similar to today's cool.It expresses a state of excellence in an item or action, but generally not a person.

Try flavored yogurt; it's the bees' knees!

by Zelkova March 2, 2009

carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

by Kohlsong January 2, 2009

Weak in the knees

Being weak in the knees means whenever you see something attractive or after you have sex and/or cum your legs feel weak

Hey do you see that hot girl over there?!

Yeah look at her fat ass

Man she’s got me weak in the knees

by Billybobjr69 November 6, 2018

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007

a7a f kees

when the a7a is too much to contain so you place it in a kees (plastic bag)

Shaheen: ayo niga did u study for Arabic.
Mazen: 555555555 what arabic.
Shaheen: ya sharmoot we have arabic exam today.
Mazen:a7a f kees.

by sheikh spear May 23, 2022