Kurtis Loomer

An anoing thing that everyone hates

Kurtis Loomer is a retard

by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023

Kurtis Hoffmann

A person who really really likes memes, mudkips or cats. It doesn't matter so you choose.

Your such a Kurtis Hoffmann bro!

by That_weird_Cat_dude June 10, 2018

kurtie

fans of kurtsworld96. aka the coolest people on the planet. love u kurt

a: is that a kurtsworld96 hat?
b: yeah! i didn’t know you were a kurtie

by erectiledysfunction4200 June 24, 2022

Kurty Bear

Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.

He treats me well and looks after me.

He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.

He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.

We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.

I love my kurty bear...

by K_L November 6, 2012

Kurtis

nigga

friend 1: yo look at that nigga
friend 2: it must be kurtis
friend 1: fo sho

by mrsuckdickman November 19, 2019

Emmett Kurtis

He is a slightly tall dork who is a complete blonde even though he has dark brown hair, he gives his pets weird names like Mush and Krumpy and he always tries to make you do ridiculous things in the middle of the night like walk to his house. 🤦🤦

Oh Emmett Kurtis… he’s such a cute Dork

by 23rd Person October 23, 2023

Kurtis

the biggest simp in the world

they may also love french people

"bro why does kurtis spend so much time with Hayat?"

by MaximCrudes May 22, 2022