Jewish Kung-Fu

It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run

Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.

by Siikwithasmile August 24, 2010

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Kung Fu Sucking

It's when an Asian girl is sucking multiple penis and is jerking off another two

John: Me and a bunch of friends went to Jackie's house and guess what happened
Steven: she gave you guys a Kung Fu Sucking

by Señor-Papi July 02, 2015

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Kung Fu Warrior

1. (noun) An indivdual whose dance moves consist primarily of kicks and punches. (Generally used to describe goths.)

Kung Fu Warrior over there almost kicked my head off during "Assimilate".

by blizack November 27, 2002

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kung-fu for jesus

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

by mofojimbo August 02, 2009

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Kung Fu Mumma

A mum that has epic ninja keyboard warrior skills. You will find her on facebook, Teaching whore's lessons on how to be respectable.

Boy 1; Dude, did you see how that Kung Fu Mumma showed up that girls ass
Boy 2; Yeah, i saw that! XD Coolest mum ever!
Boy 1; Totally. Wish i had a Kung Fu Mumma.

by Mcawesomejigglypants January 14, 2011

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