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keystoner

A very safe roller derby team from Pennsylvania. Filled with laughter & good times.
Man 1: What's that ladder doing in the middle of the derby track?
Man 2: We should have a safety meeting about that.

Man 1: You are such a keystoner!
Man 2: Funny thing is, I dont even have a ladder!
by Nemesis5 February 2, 2025
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Kristifer

Handsome somewhat shy very resistant easy on the eyes maybe easy in bed to. Has the biggest heart and achievements of a leader and follower ❤️ He can turn a frown upside down and will always be loyal and honest to anyone. Forgiveness is his greatest quality but dont question his real humanity he can kill you with his vicious looks. If you meet a kristifer you better get on your knees and bow down cause he is a GOD to all who want the same life he wants for our nation a life of RESPECT. Is that too much to ask for. We Love you Kristifer... 😍
Omg I love to cuddle and talk with my friend Kristifer...
by Loveisthecure September 21, 2025
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dirty kristofor

When you have screwed over someone one to many times, and then that person leaves you in the middle of nowhere next time, just to prove a point. That is a dirty kristofor.
After screwing him over several times now, Dallas was left in the middle if nowhere all the sudden. They were victims of adirty kristofor
by Uber bear April 2, 2020
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You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson
You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023
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