Get the kryptochronic mug.A female with the ability to lift and throw a king size mattress like a champ! She also has the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound! A crazy B*tch.
by Big Cat 1 January 17, 2013
Get the Krypto-ho mug.A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.
Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?
by Sadie707 June 22, 2015
Get the Kryptonite Guy mug.The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.
Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.
Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.
by Skotishoki December 8, 2017
Get the Kryptosock mug.A youtuber who consumes an unhealthy amount of helium. Why? Nobody knows but it makes his intros funny as heck.
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