kryptochronic

A step above awesome. Used to describe something amazingly cool.

That concert was kryptochronic!

by Kusari December 9, 2008

Krypto-ho

A female with the ability to lift and throw a king size mattress like a champ! She also has the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound! A crazy B*tch.

Man that Krypto-ho was like "fuck your mattress" and straight threw that shit out the window.

by Big Cat 1 January 17, 2013

Kryptonite Guy

A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.

Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?

by Sadie707 June 22, 2015

Kryptosock

The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.

Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.

OMG I am so glad to get these Kryptosock's off, they are sucking me dry.

by Skotishoki December 8, 2017

KrypticKurt

A youtuber who consumes an unhealthy amount of helium. Why? Nobody knows but it makes his intros funny as heck.

Mrs Thick Cactus:Hey Have You Seen KrypticKurt Recent Video?
Steve:Of course. Who Hasn't!

by Dominic0756 June 20, 2020

Kryptic

Someone who likes murder and darkness

East was sitting in pure darkness which makes him Kryptic

by Kryptic1372 May 20, 2021

Kryptopantus

A monkey with extremely large hands

That Kryptopantus is holding a banana!

by Rice puff June 10, 2021