(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.
Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!
Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..
Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.
Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?
Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..
Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.
Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?
by kroeker March 4, 2010
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nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!
a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.
nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!
a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.
nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!
by Elphie1017 July 11, 2010
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"Yeah, he explained the situation perfectly!"
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