Koofed

To be taken aback. Lost for words. Cannot respond at once. Incredulous. Surprised. Shocked. Shooked

When she told me what had happened, I was koofed.

When I seen the size of his penis, I was koofed.

When that fine boy asked me what my name was, I was koofed.

by 2GDDSS December 25, 2020

koofy

An ill fitted cap most likely purchased at Lids.

Yo nigga check out my new koofy, shit is fresh to death; or KOOFY SMACK!

by TONI MOHAWFER April 18, 2006

Koofer

A Koofer is someone who kicks a pidgeon. A Koof on the other hand is the noise a pidgeon makes when it is kicked, usually by a Koofer, HARD.

Koof! I the Koofer just Koofed the Koof outta that Koof machine!

by CompareTheMeerkatz July 24, 2009

Koofa

The majestic turtle of Mario Bros who fucks you over every time.

Fuck! The Koofa got me again.

by TheBaldKid May 9, 2011

koofee

Something that is not cool.

Yankees are mad koofee.

by coufie November 1, 2009

kooft

Armenian cuss word that means SHIT!

VAYY KOOFT!! eyya kooft!!, asa kooft.

by JESSMEECH May 31, 2007

koofer(s)

The unbalanced professional act of eating a girl out while she is taking a poop.

Landon's addiction to koofer(s) began at a young age when his handicapped classmate dragged him into the bathroom.

by commodoresmokey September 29, 2010