Knocking

something parents dont know how to do

me: dad can you try knocking
dad: I own this house, i dont need to knock

by malaysiathepalaysia May 01, 2021

Knocking

The concept of "Im going to punch your house until you listen to me."

person 1: IM KNOCKING LISTEN TO ME

by inksquiddo September 02, 2021

Knock

Avid forum user, discord moderator, internet nerd, no life.

Knock: man, I just got done moderating Kingdom discord server
Literally everyone: Man you are such a Knock

by THEREALKNOCK May 16, 2021

Knock

A person who acts: stupid, retarded, dumb, idiot, ect.
Also a term to call someone you dislike.

Colin is such a knock when he is at school.

by That Fool420 February 10, 2011

knock

to screw around, not do work, get into mischief, cause trouble n' shit

All I wanna do today is knock but I have to go to work.

by Nathan April 16, 2004

Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

by Diggity Monkeez May 19, 2005

Knocking

Sending someone a video request thru Knocking Live Video on your mobile phone.

I'm Knocking on your phone! Please answer!

by The World Is Knocking May 13, 2010