klaus peter

most german name ever
knows his english

deutsch af
Teresa Dad

whats your daddys name?

his name is KLAUS PETER

by jurassicaderboZz September 11, 2017

taylor-klaus

A person with this name is fucking awesome and very funny. He knows how to get girls and is very flirty as well. he is 100% badass and savage!! He doesn't give a shit and has zero chill!!

Damnnn its boring here...We need a taylor-klaus!!

by Annayyyyyy June 25, 2017

Klaus

A thicc awesome Viking bear daddy ready to drag your dick agross the floor

Oh look its Klaus, he is so hard and thicc

by Thicc Bitch 69 February 15, 2020

Damon Klaus and Kai

most fuckable iconic triple threat

kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker

elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?

stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler

by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020

Klaus Meyer

an underaged pedophil

Oh it's a Klaus Meyer!

by Atropos11 August 6, 2020

Klaus

An idiot person in a discord server who is also a problem child.

Stop being a Klaus and just be normal!

by BraveryKnight September 20, 2020

Klause

An aspiring politician. Yet, he often says things he regrets around his friends. Plenty of ammo later when he runs for office. *Evil chuckle.*

Yep, that guy’s a klause. Take notes when he talks, it’s bound to be a good, memorable laugh.

Oh jeez, a klause is talking now. Something dumb is coming.

by Memelord08 January 7, 2023