Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.

Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.

by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025

Klause

An aspiring politician. Yet, he often says things he regrets around his friends. Plenty of ammo later when he runs for office. *Evil chuckle.*

Yep, that guy’s a klause. Take notes when he talks, it’s bound to be a good, memorable laugh.

Oh jeez, a klause is talking now. Something dumb is coming.

by Memelord08 January 7, 2023

klaus

an extremely sexy man from the shows the vampire diaries and the originals. 1000 year old hybrid with a big fam. sexy as fuck

"klaus rail me please!" "okay luv"

by haha beans May 14, 2021

Daddy Klaus

When u have daddy issues and u are completely in love with thr fictional character from the originals and the vampire diaries Klaus Mikaelson

my mom: what do u see?
me: I'm watching daddy klaus

by addictivetoklausmikaelson February 20, 2021

Klaus

An idiot person in a discord server who is also a problem child.

Stop being a Klaus and just be normal!

by BraveryKnight September 20, 2020

cedrics idol klaus

cedric loves klaus. he was brutally murdered in a series i dont know which but he was in jail and got on the electric chair or something idrk. he bites people made of ketchup, he seems a little sketchy.

Omg, look! there is cedrics idol klaus !!

by lunafanciesgeorge November 8, 2020

Klaus

Just a few elite persons are named Klaus.
Every Klaus got a strong liver and a giant pp

Klauses are normaly really tall and dont have that much hair.
Klauses are just peaceful badasses - everybody wants to be a Klaus

Klaus has the biggest penis from our whole Group

Klaus is such a nice person

I will Name my child Klaus

by Evilgerman November 21, 2021