kiwiwvterr

a person who is literally perfect in every way shape and form and sticks up for everyone. had a sweet voice. is beautiful and has an amazing partner. has funny as tiktoks being a chav. a role model to many people . an insperation to everyone. is just an amazing person. never gives up. love u kiwi

kiwiwvterr is the best tiktoker ever.

by a huge fan of kiwiwvterr February 1, 2022

Kiwistan

Alternative name for New Zeland

Cuz, when are you going back to Kiwistan?

by meder July 12, 2011

burnt kiwi

Carla’s pussy

Omg Steven don’t mess with Carla, she has a burnt kiwi.

by Ehumpy June 15, 2018

Kiwilicious

A beautiful girl, over a ten, who has a very wet vagina during sexual intercourse. Her body is kiwilicious, meaning that her privates are as wet as a kiwi, therefore, she is called Kiwilicious.

Bryan: I think I'm fallin in love with that girl!
Daniel: Really? Well she is a dime.
Bryan: Not only that, she got a wet wet on her. Her pussy is a kiwi. She's so kiwilicious!

by JoojooBeez April 13, 2009

meat kiwis

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

by Jona Skyday October 30, 2007

kiwi

My favorite foreigners, never met one I didn't like and I've known dozens. They're so enthusiastic I wish I could enjoy life as much as they seem to. And responsible for my favorite movie trilogy.

Kiwis laugh harder at my sick jokes than people from any other country, including my own.

by That Evil Yank May 27, 2006

Kiwi

A person born in New Zealand, a small country made up of two islands below and to the right of Australia.

There is a historical rivalry between Australians (commonly called Aussies or, occasionally, wankers) and the Kiwis (mistakenly called sheep shaggers). Despite this, the two peoples have a strange habit of defending each other and feeling comforted by the others presence in countries outside their own.

A Kiwi and an Aussie are riding through the sheep country when they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi gets off his horse, strides over to the sheep, shags it, and them gets back on his horse. He looks at the Aussie who is staring at him and says, "Sorry mate, do ya want a go too?" "Alright," says the Aussie and gets off his horse and walks over to the fence where the sheep is still stuck. After a pause, he looks back at the Kiwi and asks "Do I have to put my head in the fence?"

by Dudewheresmypoose August 24, 2006